{"id":108,"date":"2013-01-14T08:17:47","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T07:17:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.argia.eus\/blogak\/kike-amonarriz\/?p=108"},"modified":"2013-01-14T08:17:47","modified_gmt":"2013-01-14T07:17:47","slug":"katu-elebiduna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogak.argia.eus\/kike-amonarriz\/2013\/01\/14\/katu-elebiduna\/","title":{"rendered":"Katu elebiduna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<em>ARGIAren 2.352 zenbakian argitaratutako txistea<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Cadizeko katu batek Almeriara joan nahi zuen, baina nahastuta okerreko itsasontzian sartu eta Bartzelonako kaian lehorreratu zen.<\/p>\n<p>Montju\u00efc inguruan zebilela xagu bat ikusi eta abaila batean abiatu zen bere atzetik korrika jateko asmoz\u2026 Baina, xaguak zulotxo batean ezkutatzea lortu zuen. Hamar bat minutu isilik pasa ondoren, katua zaunka hasi zen:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Zaun, zaun, zaun!!!!!\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Zulotxoan zegoen xaguak zaunka hotsa entzuterakoan, zakurren bat azaldu zela pentsatu zuen eta katuak ihes egingo zuela zakurra inguruan sumatu orduko. Orduan, zulotik lasai-lasai atera eta\u2026.\u00a0 Ri-rau!&#8230; katuak jan egin zuen!<\/p>\n<p>Gosea asetu eta gero, katua parkeko zuhaitz baten gerizpean etzan zen, honako pentsamendu hau buruan:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kiyo!&#8230; Bada, egia da etxean esan zidatena! Katalunian, elebiduna ez bazara goseak hil zaitezke!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(ARGIAren 2.352 zenbakian argitaratutako txistea) Cadizeko katu batek Almeriara joan nahi zuen, baina nahastuta okerreko itsasontzian sartu eta Bartzelonako kaian lehorreratu zen. Montju\u00efc inguruan zebilela xagu bat ikusi eta abaila batean abiatu zen bere atzetik korrika jateko asmoz\u2026 Baina, xaguak zulotxo batean ezkutatzea lortu zuen. Hamar bat minutu isilik pasa ondoren, katua zaunka hasi zen: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-txisteak","category-umorea"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Katu elebiduna - Algara, edo ez gara<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogak.argia.eus\/kike-amonarriz\/2013\/01\/14\/katu-elebiduna\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Katu elebiduna - Algara, edo ez gara\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"(ARGIAren 2.352 zenbakian argitaratutako txistea) Cadizeko katu batek Almeriara joan nahi zuen, baina nahastuta okerreko itsasontzian sartu eta Bartzelonako kaian lehorreratu zen. 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