{"id":224,"date":"2013-04-12T10:12:15","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T09:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.argia.eus\/blogak\/kike-amonarriz\/?p=224"},"modified":"2013-04-12T10:12:15","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T09:12:15","slug":"hiru-umore-ttantta-asteburua-zipriztintzeko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogak.argia.eus\/kike-amonarriz\/2013\/04\/12\/hiru-umore-ttantta-asteburua-zipriztintzeko\/","title":{"rendered":"Hiru umore ttantta asteburua zipriztintzeko"},"content":{"rendered":"

ARDOZALEEN BILERA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Duela gutxi, Bilbon egin zen ardozaleen azoka batean, Aragoiko, Landetako, Gaztela-Mantxako eta Arabako Errioxako ardozale batzuek elkar ezagutu eta bertako jatetxe ezagun batera bazkaltzera joan ziren.<\/p>\n

Mahaian eseri eta zerbitzariak zer edan behar zuten galdetu zienean, aragoiarrak honela eskatu zion:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Niri atera Cari\u00f1ena bat, mesedez.<\/p>\n

Berahala, Landetakoak:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Eni, otoi, Tursan bat.<\/p>\n

Gaztelauaren ahotsa entzun zen ondoren:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nik Ribera de Duero bat nahi nuke\u2026<\/p>\n

Errioxarra isilik zegoela ikusita, denen begiradak harengana zuzendu ziren:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Eta niri Heineken bat, mesedez!<\/p>\n

Denek harriturik begiratu zioten, eta isiltasun lipar baten ondoren, errioxarrak:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Inork ez badu ardorik edan behar, nik ere ez!<\/p>\n

\u00a0(ARGIA<\/strong>ren 2362. alean argitaratua)<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

PAGOAK ETA HARITZAK<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Gaurko hau Sagrario Alemanek EKTn kontatutako historia polita da.<\/p>\n

Aste zuri horietako batean elkartu omen dira Belaguan Marcillako San Bartolom\u00e9 eskola publikoko ikasleak eta Altsasuko I\u00f1igo Aritzako ikastolakoak.<\/p>\n

Kanpoaldean jolastean ari zirela, Marcillakoek Altsasukoak euskaraz ari zirela entzun eta halako batean mutiko batek hauxe galdetu omen zion altsasuar bati:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a1Oye! \u00bfVosotros sois de pago?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a1No! \u00a1Nosotros de Pago no, nosotros de Aritza!<\/p>\n

\u00a0(ARGIA<\/strong>ren 2363. alean argitaratua)<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

BILERA PARADISUAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

Europako gobernuburuen bilera amaitu ondoren Rajoyk, Hollandek eta Merkelek helikoptero bat alokatu dute Brusela zerutik ikusteko. Hiru pertsonaje hauek ikusterakoan, pilotuak munduaren aldeko ekintza bat burutu nahi izan du eta bere burua paraxutean bota ondoren, hantxe utzi ditu bakarrik. Instant batean helikopteroak lurra jo du, lehertu eta hirurak hil egin dira.<\/p>\n

Bat-batean Jainkoaren aurrean azaldu dira. Eta honek, aurpegi zurbilez hala galdetu die:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201dZuek zer uste duzue? Zerura sartzea merezi duzuela\u201d.<\/p>\n

Eta Rajoyk:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nik uste dut baietz, Espainia krisitik ateratzen saiatu naizelako!.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Eser zaitez nire eskuinean \u2013erantzun dio Jainkoak-. Eta zuk zer uste duzu Fran\u00e7ois?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nik uste dut Jauna, zuk erabakitzen duzuna ondo erabakita egongo dela!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ondo da! Bada, eser zaitez nire ezkerrean! Eta zuk Angela? Zuk zer uste duzu?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nik uste dut niri dagokidan lekuan zaudela eserita\u00a0!<\/p>\n

(ARGIA<\/strong>ren 2364. alean argitaratua)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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